About us

Akros

Founder and chief visionary.  Wielding the immense power of autism and the soul-moving charisma of Elon Musk; he guides his team of underpaid soul-less Indians (from India) to great victory.  While his methods have been considered "questionable at best" and "potentially human rights violations", I think what we can all agree on is that the results speak for themselves.

Dog of Akros

Evidence that dogs are indeed "mans best friend" and that Akros isn't racist to things that are colored black.  Dog is everything a dog could be and so much more.  He seems to like just about everything; including occasionally eating cat poop.  Don't let his soft puppy eyes fool you, he is a fearless monster.  Can you imagine eating cat poop and enjoying it?

Cat of Akros

Cats are alright I guess.